
So, I'm at the rental fixing holes in drywall (thanks to Danny and Melissa Gentry of Soldotna or Kenai Alaska) when I get a call for road kill moose. Hell yeah, I'm going. Trashed rental or not. Great news, I thought. It was a giant old cow. I'm thinking, this is a
lot of meat. I have been lucky with road kill moose so I thought my luck would hold. But this one was hit so hard it was just mush. Almost all of it. We got no backstraps and had to discard the ribs entirely. The front quarters were shattered bone and goo. It
looked more or less fine until we started to get the hide off. When I hit guts in an area they shouldn't have been, I went 'oh-oh'. Out of an animal that was probably 600 lbs or more on the hoof, we might get 100 lbs of meat. Maybe. If we are lucky. So who helped me? A State Trooper buddy. Shocking! A public defender with a Trooper! Um, no. You see, not
all cops wish they had a skin lamp in their living room. Just a few.


I know who they are. They are the special few who have a special place in hell along with those who hurt dogs and horses. I might not be able to prevent them from lying in
this life. Hurting people. Being bullies and thugs. But justice
will come for them. Oh, yes it will. For the rest, well hell. Come over. Drink beer. Butcher a moose. Talk about our kids. Things we have done and seen and all the things we want to see and do before our time comes. We are both doing law enforcement. Good cops do it on the street. Good lawyers do it in the courtroom and on the phone. But for now, I will let my mind drift into other things. Like making 100 lbs of spicy moose sausage tomorrow. And drinking beer. G will be here Saturday. When he goes home to California I want his place to have plumbing problems as it tries to digest all the meat he needs to get rid of.